But don't mind me while I stare at your crazy fake boobies! SJP, I was always on the fence about whether you were packing, but after last night at the oscars, your chest seemed like a big cry for help. With that terrible hair and pudgy hubby, it just seemed like a big cry for help, a "look at me! Please?!" I get that if you have bigger boobs, they are going to be suffocating in a corset, but here's the thing, not that long ago you used to do corsets with restraint and they seemed more haute couture than hot mess. I wish I could say that last night you did me proud, but you let me down and more importantly, you were just benched from my favorite 'real or fake' tv game. Thanks a lot.
Monday, February 23, 2009
My, what beautiful eyes you have!
But don't mind me while I stare at your crazy fake boobies! SJP, I was always on the fence about whether you were packing, but after last night at the oscars, your chest seemed like a big cry for help. With that terrible hair and pudgy hubby, it just seemed like a big cry for help, a "look at me! Please?!" I get that if you have bigger boobs, they are going to be suffocating in a corset, but here's the thing, not that long ago you used to do corsets with restraint and they seemed more haute couture than hot mess. I wish I could say that last night you did me proud, but you let me down and more importantly, you were just benched from my favorite 'real or fake' tv game. Thanks a lot.
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